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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” "Style" is an expression of individualism mixed with charisma. Fashion is something that comes after style.” I AM A DJ/PROFESSIONAL TWERKER/QUEEN OF THE BASICS, NOW TURNED BEAT MAKER/PRODUCER. IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE BASICNESS THAT YOU HEAR, HIT A PLATANO UP AND WE WILL TALK. I MAKE WHATEVER KIND OF MUSIC I'M FEELING AT THE MOMENT. I PROMISE MY BEATS ARE SO WAVY YOU MIGHT DROWN IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FLOATIES. My clothing style reflects my personality....CRAZY, GOOFY AND BOLD. I might just be one of the goofiest females you'll ever meet. I am from the DC area BUT New York is a second home to me all my fam is up there and I am up there frequently chillen like bob dylan. P.S IF YOU'RE A DOMINICAN MAMI WHO CAN BRAID HAIR AND YOUR VAGINA SMELLS LIKE ADOBO AND OR SAZON ...YOU SHOULD CONSIDER CLICKING MY ASK BOX lolz. P.S.S IF YOU'RE A PAPI THAT HARLEM SHAKE'S IN THE STREETS AND BACHATA'S IN THE SHEETS...YOU SHOULD CONSIDER CLICKING MY ASK BOX. lolzz |
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Only To Be Played While Wearing And Or Tying On A Du-rag (Du-rag Music) (Video Coming Soon!)
I have the greatest video idea for this beat .I’m going to be rapping over it.Du-rags everywhere. Baby’s with Du-rags.Even a cameo from R.kelly wearing a du-rag doing a pissing scene. Hit me up if your in the DC area the end of June and want to be in the video. Its going down like elevators. lol Im dead serious about this though.
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Me and one of my fanz stopping me in the middle of my twerk session for a basic pic. Lolz jkkk
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Light Skin Oprah’s Basic Bitch/Nigga advice for the day: “All my papi’z, don’t kiss these hoez in the mouth! Triple condom and still pull out,and whatever you do don’t even think about looking these hoez in the eyes when y’all are having sex. Once you look them in their eyes she officially has taken your soul like the Illuminati as well as your penis control.”
Lesson of the day: “These hoes take souls”
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I Wanna Be Down Like The Basement by DJ Platano Shwagg
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My mentor looking extra sentimental for all the mami’z
(Source: fakekellz)
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DJ Platano Shwagg aka Light Skin Oprah aka Big Papi Platano aka Light skin Michelle Obama aka So Basic I Only Watch Basic Cable aka Ms. Land-o-lakes granddaughter.
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DJ Platano Shwagg’s Hip Hop/R&B Mix For The Basic’s
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When you hear a old song on the radio...
At first you’re like:I remember this!
As the song goes on, you’re like: I...
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9pm: "I'm going to bed now."10pm: "I'm going to bed now."11pm: "I'm going to bed now."12am: "I'm going to bed now."1am: "I'm going to bed now."2am: "I'm going to bed now."... ...
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What alcohol says about you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my ex drinks gin and tonic. I’d say this is ironic.
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The Human Potential Movement
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Ojanae Mugler & Tanay Pendavis FEM QUEEN FACE.
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